ENGLerISH
Hrusca is Chuck Norris’s brother from another mother
In Romania no show is over till Hrusca sings
Hrusca sings about the great ancient time travelling antiaging allknowing force: The Ler
Hrusca rang the bell on heaven’s door
Hrusca cassettes are considered gifts of tremendous respect in Romania, all year long
Hrusca flosses with cassette tape
Whenever in doubt, romanians listen to an album of Hrusca
Hrusca was born out of a virgin carol
Hrusca knows the purpose of singing
Every time a romanian hears Hrusca singing he must drop everyting and sing along
In Romania a Hrusca totem pole is raised every time a new Hrusca album is brought into the home
As a deccoration, romanians carv the face of Hrusca into their christmas trees
People who have touched Hrusca get to make pollitical decisions in Romania
In 2010 Hrusca’s Ler will reverse the space and time continuum an the year will become 1020
We all live in a yellow Dacia, a yellow Dacia… and only Hrusca knows how to drive it
When Hrusca fixes his Dacia, all he cares about is the cassette player
Hrusca is the reason romanians have a childhood
Whenever Hrusca starts singing it’s Christmas time
Those who illegally copy the songs of Hrusca have their Ler taken away and can no longer go to heaven
Everytime a Hrusca carol is interrupted an angel looses his wings
Compared to ethernity, Hrusca is constant
When Hrusca feels down, he sings to himself
When Hrusca farts, winter comes to Romania
Hrusca is his own father and can master the force of the Ler and the antiLer
Every day is St. Hrusca day
When Hrusca sings, Romanians don’t use their cell phone for 3 days
When stray dogs hear Hrusca sing, they become lovable puppies
When Hrusca fought the death star, Obi wan said ‘use the ler’ and there was no more empire
If Ler were a drug, it would be the most expensive drug ever
Hrusca did recognize that song as performed by Jefferson Airplane, in a little rockumentary called “Gimme Shelter” about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont.
Hrusca solved nature’s rubik’s cube – the clitoris
