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Hrusca is Chuck Norris’s brother from another mother

In Romania no show is over till Hrusca sings

Hrusca sings about the great ancient time travelling antiaging allknowing force: The Ler

Hrusca rang the bell on heaven’s door

Hrusca cassettes are considered gifts of tremendous respect in Romania, all year long

Hrusca flosses with cassette tape

Whenever in doubt, romanians listen to an album of Hrusca

Hrusca was born out of a virgin carol

Hrusca knows the purpose of singing

Every time a romanian hears Hrusca singing he must drop everyting and sing along

In Romania a Hrusca totem pole is raised every time a new Hrusca album is brought into the home

As a deccoration, romanians carv the face of Hrusca into their christmas trees

People who have touched Hrusca get to make pollitical decisions in Romania

In 2012 Hrusca’s Ler will reverse the space and time continuum an the year will become 2102

We all live in a yellow Dacia, a yellow Dacia… and only Hrusca knows how to drive it

When Hrusca fixes his Dacia, all he cares about is the cassette player

Hrusca is the reason Romanians have a childhood

Whenever Hrusca starts singing it’s Christmas time

Those who illegally copy the songs of Hrusca have their Ler taken away and can no longer go to heaven

Everytime a carol by Hrusca is interrupted an angel looses his wings

Compared to ethernity, Hrusca is constant

When Hrusca feels down, he gets up and sings to himself

Hrusca is his own father and can master the force of the Ler and the antiLer

Every day is St. Hrusca day

When Hrusca sings, Romanians don’t use their cell phone for 3 days

When stray dogs hear Hrusca sing, they become lovable puppies

When Hrusca fought the Death Star, Obi-Wan said ‘use the ler’ and there was no more Empire

If Ler were a drug, it would be the most expensive drug ever